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Liz's thought of the week: Power is given. Control is taken.



Dear Liz,
I have a question. Where did you get this form emailer I like it. you
can visit my home pageAdawgsrellm.20m.com. I hope you can help me on getting this form.
Adawg

Adawg,
I got the form mailer form from 20m.com's advanced section. There are a whole bunch of samples. Or you can just cut and paste mine. Glad to be of help. By the by, I like your webpage.
Liz



Dear Liz,
Will you send me pics of your feet?
P.K.

P.K.
No.
Liz



Dear Liz,
What does one do when caught in the throes of a love unrequited?I suffer
from certain "instabilities" and have oft contemplated a simple abdigation...but
at the same tone I know that will not grant love to me,I am a good man and I am very
romantic,I have simply gained a little weight...not to the point I'm obese,I just
have a protrusion from my abdominal region.Is it this or the fact that possibly the
girls here are just,comparably so,nothing more than a bunch of austropithlecines,bent
on their own moral destruction by chasing after every lowlife arse that comes their
way.

On a lighter note....You look cute in your pictures :)

I'm not wierd,just.........ok I'm wierd
DImEAbbOt


DImEAbbOt,
Remember my thought of the week: Power is given. Control is taken. Take control.
I can definitely understand where you are coming from. We used to live in a health food society. Now we live in a no-food society. If I were you, I wouldn't let it bother you, but if that is unavoidable, do something about it. Diet, run, do sit-ups, or something like that. But since girls are your main concern, my advice to you is to play your major suit forward -- be charming, romantic, funny (girls love to laugh). It's really up to you though. I can tell you all sorts of things, but you need to do what makes you feel best.
On that lighter note, thanks!!! You just be yourself! That's what God made you to be!
Liz



Dear Liz,
I am a 19 year big sister with a problem. I came home from college for
the weekend. While I was home, my 9 year old sister got into trouble with our mother.
My sister has a habit of going off without telling/asking anyone. In this case, she
disappeared and we could not find her. We called people, went driving around to look
for her, and finally called the police.

My sister came home at around 8:00 pm from some kid's house blocks away. Mom was
very angry. She chewed my sister out, sent her to her room, and then gave her a bare
assed spanking. Her rear end was pretty red from it. I was a bit of a wild kid and
had been there once or twice in my childhood. But I never remember my sister getting
spanked before. I felt so bad for her!

I also question my mom's judgement. Was a spanking too much besides being grounded
and having to write an apology letter to the police officers? Should I talk to mom
or stay out of it?
Mona


Mona,
This is a tough one to call. Some parents believe that spanking is a good form of punishment. Others stand firmly against it. Since I am not a parent, I don't have the experience, nor am I in the place to make such a decision. It stands to reason though that since you were spanked as a child, your mother would be fair and use that punishment method on your younger sibling. As I said, I am not a parent, but if I were, I would be pretty furious at my child had he or she done what your sister did. From my own experience though, the most valuable lessons are typically the most painful. As for you, if it makes you feel that uncomfortable, you should definitely talk to your mom about it. Above all, do what you feel is right. The rest will take care of itself.
Liz



Dear Liz,
I have a serious foot fetish. Is this cool, or no?
P.K.

P.K.,
Sure - whatever floats your boat.
Liz





Dear Liz,
I've just flicked through your scrapbook, and I like what I see. My question?
Would you ever sleep with a girl? I can supply photo's if you're interested.
Lucy


Lucy,
I'm flattered, but honestly, no. Sorry.
Liz



Dear Liz,
I have a problem with a certain word. I just can't help it. Everytime I hear it I
get so wet and horny I go into a rampage, and start humping everything in sight.
Is this normal? What should I do? Oh by the way the word is "scandalous." Help!!!
Scandy

Scandy,
Okay, I have to think about this one... Normal??? Well, what's normal these days??? As for what you should do... It really depends on whether you like the "rampage" or not. If you don't, I would advise you to avoid the word at all costs. If you do...
SCANDALOUS! SCANDALOUS! SCANDALOUS!!!
Liz



Dear Liz,
I haven't had a boyfriend in about a year and I want one but I seem to
make them all my best friends before anything happens. My mom doesn't think I will
ever have a boyfriend. She thinks it is sad, but whatever. How do you think I can get
a guy to like me without making him my bestfriend?
Katwoman


Katwoman,
Okay sweetheart -- my psychic powers tell me that you are a basketball player... (Shut up, you know I'm right.) So I will tell you what many a coach has told me and many a coach has told you:
BE AGGRESSIVE!!!
Being friendly is good, but you know how guys can be thick-headed. They don't pick up subtleties very well. So bring it on, babe!!! Do some major flirting!!! And if he does end up being one of your best friends -- from my own experience, one of the best relationships comes from a very good friendship. (You know what I'm talking about.) So, that is my advice to you, but don't take my word for it. Try it! What have you got to lose? Let me know how it all works out. Best of luck!!!
Liz



Dear Liz,
I have a friend who owns a webpage, and me and her boyfriend have sex on
top of the computer with the webpage on the screen. Please Liz, please help us break
this naughty intriguing addiction, or should we stop at all?
Candy


Candy,
Okay, the first thing I want to know is -- HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SEX ON TOP OF A COMPUTER??? I mean, OUCH! Anyway, about your "situation," it definitely is an interesting "naughty intriguing addiction" to say the least. This one is hard to call though, but I will say this: if it were my boyfriend, I'd say go right ahead, but that's me. From my own experience (hehehe), most girls do not tend to be quite so lenient. But you did Ask Liz, so I say GO FOR IT, BABE!!!
Liz





Dear Liz,
Boxers or briefs?
Big B


Big B,
I don't tend to be that picky, but if you really want to know, I prefer boxers.
I think this question qualifies as "writing something stupid just to see what I will say." Satisfied?
Liz




Dear Liz,
Some friends of mine blackmaled me with a very dirty picture they took at one of my parties. What should I do?
Drahcir

Drahcir,
Okay, if these are your friends as you say, chances are it's all a big joke. I mean, the picture can't be that bad. It's not like it's a picture of you naked or anything. (Then you would have some real problems.) Your friends are probably just having some fun. Treat the situation as such.
Liz


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